For the safe continued operation of your newly acquired Prashant Sachdeva, please follow the following Dos and Don’ts
DO: Go out to eat Sushi with him
DO NOT: Take his criticism of the Sushi personally
DO: Ask him to play a new boardgame with you
DO NOT: Cheat. He will find out and you will hear about it for the rest of your life
DO: Go out on a road trip with him
DO NOT: Say a word about his driving. Just don’t. Just sit there and keep smiling
DO: Let him cook for you — it is sure to be a treat!
DO NOT: Tell him how to cook
DO: Ask him for beer recommendations
DO NOT: Ask him to drink beer
DO: Ask him to suggest plans for your Japan trip
DO NOT: Expect a short answer; he has many stories to share!
DO: Expect love, respect, loyalty, humor, friendship
DO NOT: Ever let him go —– you’ve got yourself a good one, keep him.